Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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