so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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