Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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