dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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