I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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