on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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