While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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