They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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