If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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