Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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