I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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