Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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