That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Damn victory sex feels great
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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