It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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