i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
he thought i was a dude.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
so much tequila, so little girl.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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