I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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