Please, let me fuck your mom
You can't motorboat a personality
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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