i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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