their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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