I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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