Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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