Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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