I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Randomize
