dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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