You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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