ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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