Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Randomize