ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Hippo gnu deer
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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