yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
The struggles of a small town man whore
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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