We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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