Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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