cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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