The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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