so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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