Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Randomize
