let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
