Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Randomize
