i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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