Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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