so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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