Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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