Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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