would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
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