everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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