Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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