Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
