My friends, they love my intelligence
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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