READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
There r osticjed everywhere
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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