But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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