did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Just pee around me
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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