he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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