If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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