Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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