so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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