try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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