check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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